Why do fat people get the job over ME??

Lets open this bitch up with an apology, I don’t mean to offend ANYONE, I’m a nobody, I can’t tell you how to feel or how to act so don’t take anything I say seriously. But seriously WHY? I’m scratching and clawing for a job like a horny dog smells an asshole and yet I see people struggling for breathe withholding a job. Perhaps its luck, perhaps they have a hidden talent I don’t have, I’m sure of it.

But on another note, before you purchase another two hundred dollar jacket, email me fifty dollars.

Clean your fucking shoes and brush your teeth once a week. Hey,hey,hey I’m just saying how you should live your life, you already let someone else do that for you right now, right? An older woman once told me they hate someone saying Hey to them, well HEY FUCK YOU.

 

– The Highest Order

– The HO LAMA

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Shout at the top of your lungs!

Wake up, wake up, wake up it’s not the first of the month. It’s a new day, so before you hit that door pound a bottle of water, knock out twenty push ups and grab a slice of  lime  and gnar that fucker with your two front teeth.

Today is YOUR day. So stop tip-toeing in your shoes and buy a mansion. There’s never any reason when the HO Lama makes a post on the blog. It’s here to make you smile, make you feel things, like when a perfect word forms across the jigsaw board.

I piss away the words, well I pissed in  the back of my truck at work today. Yes it was legal. But as the day goes on I roll down my window and stare at the woman silently holding her dog. The dog, he, moves and the owner shouts STOP IT RUMPY, STOP IT.

Enjoy your day. You, you.

– The HO Lama

@tonyshootsatyou

Minding the “War” in the North

Unsheathing your positivity blade amongst a sea of grinding ooze can be an overwhelming task. The mind can reveal even more ash whilst being intertwined with the sensual enhancement our favorite herb provides. The struggles swallowing Ukraine currently dip into world politics as old alliances(G8) choose their sides. putin-3

The higher I get the more I ponder Putin. The complexities history provided us have created an equally complex individual whose actions make resounding effects. Blood is the main effect worrying me right now. To be honest similarly large scale conflicts have always muddied the information highway as it becomes more and more difficult to sift through right, wrong, and blatant propaganda.Paranoid_One_Revised

Living with this hostility may be a part of the human condition for countless lifetimes but my heart still steers toward a green solution. As long as a group is displaying empathy as an example of a more fulfilling existence I feel we can grasp that oh so elusive ideal society.3b9476adcaccf2166113e09c83a2a48f 

Go outside and smell your existence in all it’s horror and beauty, stay vibrant HO’s!

God do I love weed and woman

There’s something about a woman that smokes out of a bong, perhaps it’s her over-stained tongue or her glazed eyes. I really don’t know how to describe it but I can mash a few biblical verses together and I’m sure it’ll make sense, ah fuck it.

Marijuana has recently been legalized in a few U.S states. Do I need more of a reason to smoke? Oh wait yes I do, here’s some amazing photos my disgusting hands managed to copy, and save.

Oh holy, these woman melt my ass like my dick didn’t even exist.  I don’t know about the rest of you 619 lads but I’m on the hunt for a tie-dyed babe with massive tits.

– The Highest Order Lama