Hello and good afternoon, night and or morning to you filthy fuckers. Today is the day you sit on a cactus, ah-ah- I got you there! But no seriously I am the Highest Order Lama and I have a few things to talk about today. Kind of like when Harry Potter was really hungry during his stay under the staircase and he would pound on the walls for food. Dah-dah I’m hungry.

There’s problems in life, issues, just like tissues but that’s for another time. THE-POINT-I’M-TRYING- to get across to you readers is I’m getting into wearing children clothes. Show your stomach and its half the price HEY!

Lama out.