I fucking LOVE my dog!

IMG_0849I love my dog and I’m not afraid to fucking show it! If your dog comes remotely close to being as amazing as Betty Spaghetti I dare you to fucking prove it!

IMG_0622She loves smelling flowers and she can smell evilness like a vegan turd, so if you’re evil watch your butt punk!

BhqT89LCQAAjXByIf you hug her for more than five minutes you may receive Senzu Bean-like rejuvenation giving you the power to conquer Kakarot! My dog will eat my snot and ear wax limiting the waste build up in my apartment. She warns me of invaders and sucks hostility out like an assassin of bad vibes. I hope you love something as much as I love Betty Spaghetti!Bg4HDbDCcAAD5h-

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